Poetic Konglish

"I was so happy when I knew that friend is very valuable mean."

-Konglish on a plastic plate in a sandwich shop



"Not to be able to offer you hot water. And so you never eat noodles. It's official rule in this airport."

-Sign on hot water machine at Incheon airport



"Hey June!! Didn't you see my panty and brassiere?
well... Is that yours? NO!
How about this one?
It's mine!! My underwear!!
why don't go to yes? yes? yes!! yes!
Let's go to yes!!!!"

-Sign on 'Yes' lingerie shop